#1 - If it feels like an insect is taking a chunk of your skin, it is. Hit it.
#2 - If you are eating curry and something looks like tongue... and feels like tongue... it is. Eat it??
#3 - If it looks like a dead rat, a cockroach, or a gecko, it is. Don't step on it. Or eat off the counters.
#4 - If ants are on the outside of the can of sweet milk, they are on the inside too. And at the bottom of your coffee cup. And in your stomach. Too late, already drank it.
#5 - Fans blow air. Four fans blow air from every direction. They will always, always, always blow your stack of papers across the classroom. The first month, second and third. This will not change until you learn that putting something heavy on the stack will solve the problem. If you don't learn this lesson, 52-card pick-up will be the greatest source of frustration in your life.
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